The People Who Wear Jeans

Some of the other people in our building actually refer to us that way.

Standing in the elevator

Cursing those who wake up later

Than you do

Wishing your clothes were as comfortable

Wishing your life was as manageable

As those people who wear jeans

Yeah, they live on the eighth floor

And it's a cave up there

Life's just not fair

You wish you were one of

The people who wear jeans

When Friday finally rolls around

You think at last you can dress down

So do they

And you hate that they wear t-shirts

And you wish that you could play with dirt

Isn't that what they do up there?

Yeah, they live on the eighth floor

And it's a cave up there

Life's just not fair

You wish you were one of

The people who wear jeans

'Cause your job's not as cool as theirs

You'll never get to wrestle bears

You don't really like your coworkers

You just want to drink a few beers

With those people who wear jeans